I have determined this program to
be inappropriate for humans.
Thanks, Laura!
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One can only imagine the stiff penalties for accessing the rabbit ears programming network. Humans were not meant to view "How to train your human" tutorials on the Public Bun System, "Achieving worldwide bun domination" on the Historibun channel, or "As the bun hops" on the House Bunny Opera station.
@ff - I've been slapped down twice today already for trying to hack in ....
"And don't get me started on your browser history!"
What a fabulous looking rabbit!
I can't miss "As the Bun Hops." I just can't, I'm telling you.
"Yes, hoomin, you MAY watch the television as soon as you have completed your BunChores, to my satisfaction.
I have kindly printed them out for you."
[Hops on top of 1-foot high stack of green-ruled fanfold printer paper, each page full of closely-packed lines of print, detailing: BunChores!]
Giles peers at the hapless hoomin, effecting a quizzical expression, as though to enquire whether the hoomin has understood, or has any questions.
Love that you have Foyle's War in the background!
GILES: Your lives may be in danger.
HOOMIN: Why?
GILES: Mmm, you've seen things that weren't to be seen. Care and discretion, are now imperative.
HOOMIN: I saw something I...
GILES: As I said, I can provide you with information, but only so long as it's in my best interest to do so.
HOOMIN: What is your interest?
GILES: The truth.
HOOMIN: I did see something, but it's gone, they took it from me, they erased it. You have to tell me what it was.
... extra points if you can name the source ;-)
Okay, so you won't let me into the program... can I cuddle you?
X Files Woowhooo! Can my prize be GILES??? Please! Love him!
@SixBunnies ... sigh, me too, but Giles would probably disapprove.
@6B and IT the 9th: Thank you! I spent the whole day trying to come up with something. I am sorry that you both don't get to receive wonderful bunns for your efforts.
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