Hello. I am a unicorn.
You'll see me before you see rabbit approval.
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As patient as Whookie seems, there will be limbs missing
Somehow I think a unicorn with a carrot horn will not be visible for long.
It's the next Oolong!
We need a "Stuff on My Bun" book like the "Stuff on My Mutt" book! Whookie could be the star!!!!
Yes, and Oolong can star as well with the pancake! Who else has a picture of cool stuff (safe stuff only, please!) on a cool bun?
There is no human name associated with Whookie's picture, as is always the case.
Moral? Don't place large carrots on the head of a Dutchie!
Ooops -I'm doomed. Whookie is NOT a Dutchie.
Heehee, I remember Oolong!
"I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a Whookie with a carrot on its head."
Not a Dutchie -- A new breed altogether?
Is he a "bunnicorn" or a "unibunny", then?
Yuebing is the next Oolong. She's a cute little silver netherland dwarf owned by the same man who had Oolong. Here's here pictures: http://www.h6.dion.ne.jp/~yuebing/
Whookie can be the health conscious Oolong. Since he balances healthy vegetables on his head instead of cakes an chocolates.
Whookie is a scary bunicorn indeed! I think it's safe to say that Whookie will *never* approve of us!
As for YueBing: Floating up through my memory from years ago is a memory that "yue bing" is (in Mandarin) "moon cake", which is traditionally made and eaten at a certain Chinese festival (autumn festival)?
I think that YueBing is holding a yue bing in her photo there! And it's HERS, not OURS! Sp HANDS OFF, hoomins!
Maj. Whookie is aiming an ICBM (InterContinental Bunny Missile) at some unsuspecting hoomin. Could be any one of us, so take cover!
@Fleetie: It's very interesting that you studied Mandarin. Is there a large Asian population in England? Since China's economy is growing so rapidly, young kids going into business would be wise to learn it.
Yeah, there are quite a lot of Chinese people in the UK.
I haven't studied it for about 8 years now, so I've forgotten a lot, which isn't surprising for a stoopid hoomin.
@J2B and Fleetie: Manadarin is wonderful, China is epic, BUT the language of our overlords will be BUNNY.
@anonymous: The intricacies and subtle nuances of Bunny are far beyond the capability of our feeble hoomin branes. We, as always, are DOOMED.
Speaking Bunny requires one to have bunny ears and a bunny nose - oh, and a bunny butt!
Since we ugly hoomins don't have those, we can never even begin!
@J2B and Fleetie: Forgive me. You two are, as always, able to pierce through superficiality and to guide us to a deeper understanding of how doomed we really are, and you are hilarious which helps a bit.
"Bring me a hoomin and some treats. They will suffer for this outrage."
Actually, you'd probably see a unicorn at the same moment you see bunny approval. Either way, you know the world's coming to an end.
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