The current rabbit in the moon is anxious for reinforcements to stave off any further human attempts to utilize the moon and its resources for their own ends.
Sounds like you are offering, Ijon Tichy the Nth. I am waiting for Rabbits' Guy to say something about "sucking up to the bunnies." Anyway, such thoughtfulness does kind of ruin the curve for us other hoomins. I am assuming it was an honest mistake.
When Rex Bunstrong, and shortly thereafter, Bun Aldrin descend from the Bunar Lander, those historic pawprints will remain almost forever, marking a new dawn in Rabbit History.
From then on, rabbits will be able to leap 6 times higher on the Moon than they can on Earth, and set up bases there, free of stoopid hoomins (for, let's face it, hoomins aren't going back there any time soon).
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Rex will be piloting his Bunpollo capsule and making one small hop for a bun, and one... giant leap for Bunkind!
The current rabbit in the moon is anxious for reinforcements to stave off any further human attempts to utilize the moon and its resources for their own ends.
You'll look so sweet in your little space suit, Rex.
Perhaps we'll see you on a new edition of 'Buns in Space' on Youtube.
Oooops; sorry...it's actually 'Bunnies in Space' if anyone was going to look.
Tsk Tsk. Looks just like my old bun Chip Chipperson. My uncle Paul bought him for me when I was 7 years old.
... but who will fly bun-shuttles with treat resupplies?
Sounds like you are offering, Ijon Tichy the Nth. I am waiting for Rabbits' Guy to say something about "sucking up to the bunnies." Anyway, such thoughtfulness does kind of ruin the curve for us other hoomins. I am assuming it was an honest mistake.
They've at last sent a bun into space!
I caught it - I'm just at a loss for words. Maybe it was not really sucking up. More sort of "reminding"?
At any rate, Rex probably has friends on the moon.
When Rex Bunstrong, and shortly thereafter, Bun Aldrin descend from the Bunar Lander, those historic pawprints will remain almost forever, marking a new dawn in Rabbit History.
From then on, rabbits will be able to leap 6 times higher on the Moon than they can on Earth, and set up bases there, free of stoopid hoomins (for, let's face it, hoomins aren't going back there any time soon).
I can just imagine what a binky at 1/3 gravity would look like!! I await the film footage.
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