"I was proceeding in a Southerly direction, milord, when I heard uh, strange sounds coming from the Wardour place, milord. A sort of boogie-woogie music was being played. On further investigation, I saw the defendant standing there with a guitar and an old hat on the floor collecting pennies. Well, I decided that uh, he was contravening a breach of the peace, there as there was a traffic jam about five miles long down on Wardour street, wondering what all the uh, fuss was about, so then I arrested the uh, defendant"
SixBunnies : You need to be very careful about making remarks like that.
I don't know whether you remember, but a year or two ago here on D.R., there was a bunny featured called Cutie Pie (IIRC). Only it turned out that he was actually Sergeant Major Cutie Pie, and he was a FEARSOME disapprover.
I would be afraid, if I were you!!! I suspect that, as the picture suggests, Snuggy Bear packs a powerful punch when it comes to disapproval!
uh oh .. what have I done???? I'm headed to the farmer's market to buy my way out of this with carrot tops and bananas ... I'll have to use my retirement money if I'm going to have enough to change his mind ...
@SixBunnies: An acronym, say it was an acronym. Maybe he will forget the part about being taken seriously, if you explain that "cutie" was a typo for C.U.T.I.E. Does "fear inspiring" start with a "C" in any language you know? "U" "T" "ultimate terror"? Maybe Fleetie can help you come up with something? It's just that there may not be enough bananas or carrot tops out there. And, what if the other DR's find out you are cornering the market. You've just got to think about these things before you get carried away and spew out "cutie" on this web site. Don't think there won't be any collateral damage. I do not know you. I never sent this e-mail. (tiptoes away quietly)
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It's hardly surprising that Snuggy Bear is grumpeh, having to endure clumsy clattering of stoopid hoomins.
They clomp around on their massive, heavy, clumsy feet, like stoopid ogres!
Snuggy Bear wishes they'd just climb back up the Beanstalk and leave the world to him and his bunny friends!
You don't want to be channeling Snuggy Bear's thoughts right now.
Not to mention he would also like you off his lawn.
Snuggy Bear - AKA Max Goldman
podcasting disapproval with one ear while the other relaxes tucked away...what a multitasker Snuggy is...my,my :3
...And after I leave this world hoomin, I will come back to disapprove of you FOR ETERNITY: http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/e88a/
"...and now I'll open the floor for questions...Yes, you sir..."
(Stephen Harper soon regrets his 4 question rule...)
And you rapscallions keep your hippity-hoppity rock-n-roller music turned down!
"And don't be bandying the word old around either."
"I was proceeding in a Southerly direction, milord, when I heard uh, strange
sounds coming from the Wardour place, milord. A sort of boogie-woogie music
was being played. On further investigation, I saw the defendant standing there
with a guitar and an old hat on the floor collecting pennies. Well, I decided that
uh, he was contravening a breach of the peace, there as there was a traffic jam
about five miles long down on Wardour street, wondering what all the uh, fuss was
about, so then I arrested the uh, defendant"
Grumpy old man bun's name is "Snuggy Bear" ... how can anybun take him seriously with a name like Snuggy Bear! What a cutie!
@Six Bunnies; Why do you think he is grumpy? It's because of the name. And, now, now you are calling him a cutie. Run!!!!!
SixBunnies : You need to be very careful about making remarks like that.
I don't know whether you remember, but a year or two ago here on D.R., there was a bunny featured called Cutie Pie (IIRC). Only it turned out that he was actually Sergeant Major Cutie Pie, and he was a FEARSOME disapprover.
I would be afraid, if I were you!!! I suspect that, as the picture suggests, Snuggy Bear packs a powerful punch when it comes to disapproval!
uh oh .. what have I done???? I'm headed to the farmer's market to buy my way out of this with carrot tops and bananas ... I'll have to use my retirement money if I'm going to have enough to change his mind ...
@SixBunnies: An acronym, say it was an acronym. Maybe he will forget the part about being taken seriously, if you explain that "cutie" was a typo for C.U.T.I.E. Does "fear inspiring"
start with a "C" in any language you know? "U" "T" "ultimate terror"? Maybe Fleetie can help you come up with something? It's just that there may not be enough bananas or carrot tops out there. And, what if the other DR's find out you are cornering the market. You've just got to think about these things before you get carried away and spew out "cutie" on this web site. Don't think there won't be any collateral damage. I do not know you. I never sent this e-mail. (tiptoes away quietly)
I'm afraid I can't backronym "C.U.T.I.E.".
Because I am a stoopid hoomin.
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