When The Bunpocalypse comes, I'm sure it will be at Easter. All the poor wretched bunnies that had been given as gifts will revolt. All the chocolate bunnies will become animated. All the housebuns whose indentured servants displease them, all will rise up as one and the reign of the Stoopid Hoomins will be over. The Time Of The Bunny draws nigh!! Curry favour with a bunny while you still can!!
At some time in years past someone wrote a DR comment about the difficulty involved in evangelizing bunnies - something about the incredulousness of bunnies to the Message when they saw all those chocolate bunnies wrapped in tin foil. If you can find it, it was really funny. Bunnies get it. "Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?" Richard Pryor, of happy memory
Disapproving Rex Rabbit Binky has pre-programmed all of the Chocolate Army hypnotically. Binky even selected them specially because they were the same colour as Binky's fur!
When Binky issues the codeword, they will all rise up and disapprove of the stoopid hoomins in every house across the world.
Then, then Binky's Plan will come to fruition! [Rubs paws gleefully...]
With that army of disapprovers, Binky can be sure that soon, the hoomins will Know Their Place!
how did you get Binky to sit there while the choclate was around...mine would destroy the fake buns! Thumper has found out how to hop up on a chair and then the table to get to the Easter baskets - no candy is safe!
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... love the look of determination on Binky's snurgly face :-) I think he's right.
hooman will pay dearly for this silly hat!!!!
A cold chill ran down my spine at that look of disapproval.
I think Binky could breath life into all chocolate bunnies with the power of that disapproval...
i disapprove of Easter
When The Bunpocalypse comes, I'm sure it will be at Easter. All the poor wretched bunnies that had been given as gifts will revolt. All the chocolate bunnies will become animated. All the housebuns whose indentured servants displease them, all will rise up as one and the reign of the Stoopid Hoomins will be over. The Time Of The Bunny draws nigh!! Curry favour with a bunny while you still can!!
At some time in years past someone wrote a DR comment about the difficulty involved in evangelizing bunnies - something about the incredulousness of bunnies to the Message when they saw all those chocolate bunnies wrapped in tin foil. If you can find it, it was really funny. Bunnies get it. "Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?" Richard Pryor, of happy memory
Disapproving Rex Rabbit Binky has pre-programmed all of the Chocolate Army hypnotically. Binky even selected them specially because they were the same colour as Binky's fur!
When Binky issues the codeword, they will all rise up and disapprove of the stoopid hoomins in every house across the world.
Then, then Binky's Plan will come to fruition! [Rubs paws gleefully...]
With that army of disapprovers, Binky can be sure that soon, the hoomins will Know Their Place!
how did you get Binky to sit there while the choclate was around...mine would destroy the fake buns! Thumper has found out how to hop up on a chair and then the table to get to the Easter baskets - no candy is safe!
Binky ain't happy!
(Great name for the bunn.)
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