Thursday, March 24, 2011

Nugget von Beelzebunny

Keep piling it up until I can't see you.

Thanks, DefConSauces!

17 comments:

anonymous said...

Well, that's a lot to ask. Oh, you weren't asking? You were...ouch, eek, haalp...okay, okay...

masterofboots said...

ok, but only after i have pinched your chubby cheeks.

Shazzie said...

that may very well be the CUTEST disapproval I have ever seen!!!

Casey said...

Beelzebunny, you are the definition of "disapproving rabbit" Well done!!!
To your owner, are all of your limbs still attached? Beelze looks like he/she is going to take a few fingers as souvenirs.

Fleetie said...

Nugget looks very stern here.

I think we'd better get moving and pile up those greens. (What are those anyway?)

I don't think I can take much more of disapproval that severe!

(But you are still cute, Nugget, despite your name and your disapproval!)

anonymous said...

@Fleetie: I am pretty sure those are carrot tops - not just everyday parsley. Please check to see if it makes a difference to Nugget. I would hate to lose you and your hilarious comments.

Fleetie said...

Indeed, I think we'd all hate to be banished to Beelzebun's domain; the place of wailing and THUMPing of hoomins; a place of fire and bunstone.

Much better to just get our heads down and obey Nugget subserviently.

Nugget says "Jump!"; we say "How high?"! (Nugget can always jump higher than we can, though, for we are feeble hoomins with knees that bend the wrong way.)

0029d00e-56bf-11e0-bf4c-000f20980440 said...

It is I, Nugget. Thank you for the tribute, humans. As for my House Humans, my training of them is perpetual, but they have become very well-mannered servants. And yes, those are carrot tops. In addition to bok choy, arugula, watercress and flat-leaf parsley, they feed me quite well, and I have even taught them to give me a couple leaves of mint after every meal. Such good House Humans.

anonymous said...

We are doomed.

johnrox91 said...

You think I would have learned by now not to drink hot choco when I bring up this site.

You always give me a great start to the day! snorggles to Nugget-who could resist?

Fleetie said...

By the way, for those that were wondering, bunstone is what gets formed after soil, sand, or other sedimentary material is compressed and compacted into rock after years of being THUMPed by disapproving or angry rabbits.

There are different sub-types, according to the nature of the original sedimentary material.

Fleetie said...

Of particular interest here is the type of bunstone that comes from tiny fragments of stoopid hoomins' bones.

Rabbits' Guy said...

Doesn't anyone else see the uncanny resemblence to Nuralagus Rex? Can it be?

Paula said...

Oooooh, so cute! I love bunnehs and parsley!

bunnits said...

@ Rabbits' Guy: OMG! You are right. There is a resemblance.

Run away!!!!!!

82c0ff34-57a9-11e0-a754-000bcdcb8a73 said...

Oh my! what a cute face of disapproval!

0029d00e-56bf-11e0-bf4c-000f20980440 said...

It is I once again, Nugget von Beelzabunny, Destroyer of Worlds. It is very nice to see the large number of well-trained humans on this site. The Lepus Continuum will be proud of this find. It will allow us to futher our plans for global domination through disapproval. My house humans succumbed to my uber-powerful Aura of Abject Cuteness upon my arrival, as their minds were weak. I took control of their dwelling, which has allowed me to continue my research on trans-planar viewing and concordant oppostional metaphysics.