Yeah, like we are reflective or introspective or, or anything. It's one thing to slack off on the disapproval, but what Barbarella is doing almost smacks of approval or at least a subtle suggestion of competency in hooomins never raised before on this exalted site. She could be in danger of losing her officail Disappoving Rabbit Card. Imagine having to wait in line for another one of those.
This is Miss Barbarella here, using my human's account as I'm far too exhausted to register my own.
Thank you all for your kind comments.
@Fleetie - it's true, I am beautiful and I'm glad you recognise both this and how difficult you humans make our lives.
@J - my human is amused by what she referred to as your "excellent pun" but cannot believe that neither she nor anyone else has ever thought of it. I do not share this surprise, as humans let themselves down constantly.
@anonymous - how dare you! I am one year old and have spent 10 months of my life judging my human. It's no wonder I am worn out! To suggest I am getting complacent in my disappointment is an outrage! Right now I am double disappointed! You will notice that despite my resting, I am keeping one eye open, carefully watching the humans around me ready to display more disappointment at them.
I bid you all farewell as I quietly judge from afar.
Yours, Miss Barbarella Betsy Dennis Hopper Claire McVittie The First
(stupid human was too lazy to give my full name earlier)
Barbarella : Thank-you for finding time to write us a message! I know you are busy keeping an eye on your hoomins and disapproving of them, so it is very kind of you to put paw to keyboard for us!
Miss Barbarella Betsy Dennis Hopper Claire McVittie, The First, I don't know how I dared. It sort of takes my breath away now that I think (in my inferior hoomin way) about it. You are beautiful, so, so beautiful, so young and so disapproving, and I am so proud to have been a disappointment to you. I will cherish it all my life. Love and Kisses your way all day.
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Oh, that nose ... Not being able to boop the nose is punishment enough ...
But I can't. I neeeeeed you now more than ever before. (sobbing heard in background)
What a beautiful rabbit Barbarella is!
It's a shame we have worn her out so much by making her need to disapprove of our stoopidity constantly.
Yeah, like we are reflective or introspective or, or anything. It's one thing to slack off on the disapproval, but what Barbarella is doing almost smacks of approval or at least a subtle suggestion of competency in hooomins never raised before on this exalted site. She could be in danger of losing her officail Disappoving Rabbit Card. Imagine having to wait in line for another one of those.
So, so sweet :-)
Get your own under-the-chair cave! Stupid Hummon.
Got damt rabbits. Just never quit.
Look at that poofy white tumtum!!
I'm Fonda that rabbit. ;-)
....and we'll doubtlessly make a hash of disapproving of ourselves. We're only stoopid hoomins after all, we can't do anything right.
Barbarella looks like I feel lots of times.
LOL! I love this one
stoopid hoomin - you exhaust me!
Quick, the rabbit is deflating! We need treats to get him back up! sqweeeeeeeeeeeee!(deflation alarm)
This is Miss Barbarella here, using my human's account as I'm far too exhausted to register my own.
Thank you all for your kind comments.
@Fleetie - it's true, I am beautiful and I'm glad you recognise both this and how difficult you humans make our lives.
@J - my human is amused by what she referred to as your "excellent pun" but cannot believe that neither she nor anyone else has ever thought of it. I do not share this surprise, as humans let themselves down constantly.
@anonymous - how dare you! I am one year old and have spent 10 months of my life judging my human. It's no wonder I am worn out! To suggest I am getting complacent in my disappointment is an outrage! Right now I am double disappointed! You will notice that despite my resting, I am keeping one eye open, carefully watching the humans around me ready to display more disappointment at them.
I bid you all farewell as I quietly judge from afar.
Yours,
Miss Barbarella Betsy Dennis Hopper Claire McVittie The First
(stupid human was too lazy to give my full name earlier)
Barbarella : Thank-you for finding time to write us a message! I know you are busy keeping an eye on your hoomins and disapproving of them, so it is very kind of you to put paw to keyboard for us!
mooshy face! moooosshhyy faaacceee!
Miss Barbarella Betsy Dennis Hopper Claire McVittie, The First, I don't know how I dared. It sort of takes my breath away now that I think (in my inferior hoomin way) about it. You are beautiful, so, so beautiful, so young and so disapproving, and I am so proud to have been a disappointment to you. I will cherish it all my life. Love and Kisses your way all day.
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