OMGods Fleetie, you are SLAYING me!! These new innovations in bun-technology just show us how primitive and poorly designed we are. Hande is clearly a 2012 Porsche to our 1975 Gremlin.
Janet : I believe much of Hande's novel bun-technology was developed at the (Cinnamon-funded) Lockheed-Martin-Cinnamon "BunWorks" facility.
(Hoomins straying onto that site in the desert will be disapproved of on sight, so don't try.)
Apparently the same facility several years ago developed the SR-Seventy-Bun "BlackBun" high-altitude reconnaissance airbun.
Bunway Airlines expressed an interest in developing that technology for passengerbun travel, but alas, the costs of migrating that high-speed, high-altitude/bunnitude bun-technology into bunsumer-space were prohibitive.
Fleetie: How did you find out about all this bun-technology? Were you an indentured servant in a leading bunsearcher's household? Did the buns discuss bun-technology over brandy and cigars and assume, since you are a mere hoomin, that you were too stoopid to understand what you overheard? More importantly, will they realize you know too much and have you "disapproved of" permanently? Be afraid, be very afraid !
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Hande is the unmoved mover! I read it first as Handel so I thought of a movement by Handel- it still works though...heh!
..you put your back feet in your put your back feet out.... do the hokey pokey......
As well as ABS (Anti-skid Binky System), Hande is equipped with various other bun-technology, including, but not limited to:
DISS (Disapprove & Insult Stupid Servants)
SHARK (Stoopid Hoomin Avoidance, Retaliation & Kill)
We had better watch out!
@Fleetie: The biggest insurance discount is for the SHARK
xo
OMGods Fleetie, you are SLAYING me!! These new innovations in bun-technology just show us how primitive and poorly designed we are. Hande is clearly a 2012 Porsche to our 1975 Gremlin.
Hande is also 100% green ;-) and echo if not hoomin friendly.
@Ijon Tichy: After all, there's no real reason to be hoomin friendly. Hoomins are so stoopid.
Janet : I believe much of Hande's novel bun-technology was developed at the (Cinnamon-funded) Lockheed-Martin-Cinnamon "BunWorks" facility.
(Hoomins straying onto that site in the desert will be disapproved of on sight, so don't try.)
Apparently the same facility several years ago developed the SR-Seventy-Bun "BlackBun" high-altitude reconnaissance airbun.
Bunway Airlines expressed an interest in developing that technology for passengerbun travel, but alas, the costs of migrating that high-speed, high-altitude/bunnitude bun-technology into bunsumer-space were prohibitive.
Get a life people! Hande is just a rabbit.
(Ouch - stop that Goldie)
@Rabbits' Guy, yeah, we know, I just hope that before sleep you check under the bed for the invisible were-rabbit you know.
Fleetie: How did you find out about all this bun-technology? Were you an indentured servant in a leading bunsearcher's household? Did the buns discuss bun-technology over brandy and cigars and assume, since you are a mere hoomin, that you were too stoopid to understand what you overheard? More importantly, will they realize you know too much and have you "disapproved of" permanently? Be afraid, be very afraid !
Oh my, thank god I'm not so good in english to understand that all. :D
Greetings from Finland,
-Hande's owner
@Fleetie
Bunworks facility? The mind boggles...
Janet : Oh no! I hope I don't end up "sleeping with the carrots"!
@mandda: Hande is an extremely handsome bunny. I've never seen one quite like him, he is just beautiful!!
Hande is a stunnin' bun! I have tiled this double-pic as my desktop wallpaper at work. (-: TOO CUTE!
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