Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Hande

When skidding, turn in
the direction of the frown.

Thanks, Manda!

16 comments:

Dr. Wisenhiemer said...

Hande is the unmoved mover! I read it first as Handel so I thought of a movement by Handel- it still works though...heh!

Nancy said...

..you put your back feet in your put your back feet out.... do the hokey pokey......

Fleetie said...

As well as ABS (Anti-skid Binky System), Hande is equipped with various other bun-technology, including, but not limited to:

DISS (Disapprove & Insult Stupid Servants)

SHARK (Stoopid Hoomin Avoidance, Retaliation & Kill)

We had better watch out!

Stacy Hurt said...

@Fleetie: The biggest insurance discount is for the SHARK

xo

janet2buns said...

OMGods Fleetie, you are SLAYING me!! These new innovations in bun-technology just show us how primitive and poorly designed we are. Hande is clearly a 2012 Porsche to our 1975 Gremlin.

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

Hande is also 100% green ;-) and echo if not hoomin friendly.

janet2buns said...

@Ijon Tichy: After all, there's no real reason to be hoomin friendly. Hoomins are so stoopid.

Fleetie said...

Janet : I believe much of Hande's novel bun-technology was developed at the (Cinnamon-funded) Lockheed-Martin-Cinnamon "BunWorks" facility.

(Hoomins straying onto that site in the desert will be disapproved of on sight, so don't try.)

Apparently the same facility several years ago developed the SR-Seventy-Bun "BlackBun" high-altitude reconnaissance airbun.

Bunway Airlines expressed an interest in developing that technology for passengerbun travel, but alas, the costs of migrating that high-speed, high-altitude/bunnitude bun-technology into bunsumer-space were prohibitive.

Rabbits' Guy said...

Get a life people! Hande is just a rabbit.

(Ouch - stop that Goldie)

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

@Rabbits' Guy, yeah, we know, I just hope that before sleep you check under the bed for the invisible were-rabbit you know.

janet2buns said...

Fleetie: How did you find out about all this bun-technology? Were you an indentured servant in a leading bunsearcher's household? Did the buns discuss bun-technology over brandy and cigars and assume, since you are a mere hoomin, that you were too stoopid to understand what you overheard? More importantly, will they realize you know too much and have you "disapproved of" permanently? Be afraid, be very afraid !

mandda said...

Oh my, thank god I'm not so good in english to understand that all. :D

Greetings from Finland,
-Hande's owner

Marissa Doyle said...

@Fleetie
Bunworks facility? The mind boggles...

Fleetie said...

Janet : Oh no! I hope I don't end up "sleeping with the carrots"!

janet2buns said...

@mandda: Hande is an extremely handsome bunny. I've never seen one quite like him, he is just beautiful!!

Richard the Big Bunny said...

Hande is a stunnin' bun! I have tiled this double-pic as my desktop wallpaper at work. (-: TOO CUTE!