And thus, we put you in checkmate.
Thanks, Katherine!
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11 comments:
Chess Bunmaster Mittens defeats us easily, yet again, and looks balefully at us for being so stoopid.
"I think you'll find that's FIVE pancakes and SEVEN Carrotinis you owe me now, hoomin! Scuttle off and get them! And make it snappeh!"
"The 'bun' chesspiece can move HOWEVER I SAY IT CAN MOVE, hoomin!"
Mittens' "bun" chesspiece is looking very smug sitting on that final square, knowing s/he has defeated the hoomin player with a particularly slick and inspired move!
I resign. (quietly tips over my king)
Look at that face - I don't know why Mittens even wants to play me anymore!
Chess pieces that can move by themselves...sweeeeeet!
Mittens and cohort prove once again that bun mastery extends to all areas. A chess game utilizing bun pieces on one side and human pieces on the other would be an epic battle with a foregone conclusion.
During the last game, Mittens managed to pull off the esoteric en disapprovant prawn capture move.
Guess who the prawns were.
Bunmaster Mittens simultaneously played 9 other games against 9 other hoomin teams while beating us. He casually went from chessboard to chessboard moving his pieces as all 10 teams pondered their next moves. Obviously, he is 10 times smarter than us. Sigh.....it's so depressing.
... if there is such a thing as a 'polite chess applause', then polite chess applause to all!
Instead of playing a robotic chess game via computer why not choose a rabbitic opponent?
Checkmate. Peasant.
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