Yes Frisco, it IS time for my yearly FORMAL performance review, instead of those daily informal ones you are so adept at.
I have here a 27 minute Powerpoint demonstrating my many past year accomplishments and capabilities. After watching and listening I am sure you will see your way clear to giving me the compensation adjustment I so richly deserve.
If you can't make your point with carrots and greens, then clearly you're not up to much, and Frisco will report accordingly in the conclusions of the Performance Review.
I'd get wise on Carrot Vocabulary if I were you - and make it snappeh!
I have to say I am glad I am not facing a review by Frisco. He looks like a hard master to please!
Oooooh RG, you left yourself wide open! I'm afraid Frisco will make a compensation adjustment all right! You'll have to pay HIM for the privilege of being an indentured servant. It will be hay and water for you from now on!
do you have to get their perms to post pics... cuz this has DR written all over it - from their last blog entry: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KptQ-W9GZmY/TKJpeh4BhXI/AAAAAAAAAYo/jg0Br7kdtGk/s1600/asilly.JPG
"Yes! We KNOW you want to kill the hoomin! And we understand! But you mustn't! If you do that, we'll have to go and get our own food. The hoomin is best left alive to be our slave."
Mumofcritters and Fleetie - those are some of my "kids" who came into foster care this summer - Eddie, Boomer and Charlie. I thought about submitting it but it's such a grainy photo. They used to do this all the time but unfortunately the minute I brought out the camera they would disperse (even at three months they dissaproved of being photographed!) so this is the only photo I got!! They were crazy kids, now they are crazy teenagers!!
@Ruth: Forgive me for messing up where the bunnies really are. I am but a lowly stoopid hoomin. Of course they are yours. What fine young bunnies they are, too! I hope they find a loving home where they can disapprove as much as they like, as is their right.
Sorry I didn't do the html correctly so the link would be clickable - guessing you tried to correct my pathetic error Fleetie... alas I am but a hoomin. It's a great photo Ruth! I hope they use it!
I am so sorry to tell you, but I have just checked in with Frisco and she does, in fact, disapprove of all of you. Yes, every single one. In fact, her disapproval was so intense I barely made it out alive.
And Fritz disapproves of the fact that I said it was Boomer in the photo when it is actually him. I am a poor stoopid hoomin, too. oh dear.
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I love the sassy look in her eyes, just ssaying, "REALLY?, like really?" lol
Yes Frisco, it IS time for my yearly FORMAL performance review, instead of those daily informal ones you are so adept at.
I have here a 27 minute Powerpoint demonstrating my many past year accomplishments and capabilities. After watching and listening I am sure you will see your way clear to giving me the compensation adjustment I so richly deserve.
OUCH!
Thank you so much Frisco. Saves us the pain of watching it - result would have been the same anyway.
Frisco disapproves of PowerPointless.
If you can't make your point with carrots and greens, then clearly you're not up to much, and Frisco will report accordingly in the conclusions of the Performance Review.
I'd get wise on Carrot Vocabulary if I were you - and make it snappeh!
I have to say I am glad I am not facing a review by Frisco. He looks like a hard master to please!
yeah for a big white bun! love those big white buns!!!
Oooooh RG, you left yourself wide open! I'm afraid Frisco will make a compensation adjustment all right! You'll have to pay HIM for the privilege of being an indentured servant. It will be hay and water for you from now on!
do you have to get their perms to post pics... cuz this has DR written all over it - from their last blog entry:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KptQ-W9GZmY/TKJpeh4BhXI/AAAAAAAAAYo/jg0Br7kdtGk/s1600/asilly.JPG
Mum Of Critters: Wow! I've never seen a DOUBLE-bunneh-warmer done before!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KptQ-W9GZmY/TKJpeh4BhXI/AAAAAAAAAYo/jg0Br7kdtGk/s1600/asilly.JPG
"Yes! We KNOW you want to kill the hoomin! And we understand! But you mustn't! If you do that, we'll have to go and get our own food. The hoomin is best left alive to be our slave."
That's from the San Diego House Rabbit Society's adoption page. These silly boys are up for adoption from the same place as Godiva.
Mumofcritters and Fleetie - those are some of my "kids" who came into foster care this summer - Eddie, Boomer and Charlie. I thought about submitting it but it's such a grainy photo. They used to do this all the time but unfortunately the minute I brought out the camera they would disperse (even at three months they dissaproved of being photographed!) so this is the only photo I got!! They were crazy kids, now they are crazy teenagers!!
Oh, they are not San Diego Buns - they're from our rescue, Huntsville Friends of Rabbits!
@Ruth: Forgive me for messing up where the bunnies really are. I am but a lowly stoopid hoomin. Of course they are yours. What fine young bunnies they are, too! I hope they find a loving home where they can disapprove as much as they like, as is their right.
Sorry I didn't do the html correctly so the link would be clickable - guessing you tried to correct my pathetic error Fleetie... alas I am but a hoomin. It's a great photo Ruth! I hope they use it!
No, that wasn't it. I just quoted your URL above my comment so you'd know that my comment was to do with the 3 buns shown at your URL.
I'll TRY to make it clickable here:
3 Cute Bunnehs!
ANYWAY: Frisco bunny is STILL waiting for an explanation for our poor performance....
I am so sorry to tell you, but I have just checked in with Frisco and she does, in fact, disapprove of all of you. Yes, every single one. In fact, her disapproval was so intense I barely made it out alive.
And Fritz disapproves of the fact that I said it was Boomer in the photo when it is actually him. I am a poor stoopid hoomin, too. oh dear.
@Ruth: Ah, you nobly took the brunt of Frisco's disapproval in order to spare the rest of us. I hope your injuries heal quickly.
You Rule Fleetie! :-) Thank you Ruth for bearing that disapproval for us
I think this is the best example of drollness on the site.
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