Ear designated to surveillance.
Attempt nothing.
Thanks, Erica!
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16 comments:
What a beautiful wild looking bunny! The ear reminds me of a raised eyebrow!
My Goodness! He IS a handsome boy!
Such a regal bearing - naturally.
Neil is a very alert bunneh!
No hoomins are going to get past him!
That BUNDAR dish that doubles as his ear is extremely sensitive and accurate!
Even the slightest transgression will be disapproved of instantly and severely.
BUNDAR operator Lt. Neil has picked up some stoopidity. He will scramble the fighter airbuns the moment he pinpoints the location of the offending hoomins. The machinepoopers will mow us down! Here comes the first wave of airbuns now!!
"pew, pew, pew!!"
"OUCH!OW OW OOOWWWW!"
... as sharp as a tack
"Wave upon wave of disapproving avengers fly cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream!"
Ok, that's a rip-off of a line from Pink Floyd's "Sheep" (on the "Animals" album, 1977), wherein the hitherto-downtrodden Sheep finally take revenge on their oppressors, the Dogs and the Pigs.
The real line is "Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream...".
I was just getting this image of waves of disapproving bunnehs flying at us hoomins, ratt-a-tat-a-tatt-ing with their poop-cannons, finally getting vengeance on us for being so stoopid!
Love it!! We should be scared if bunz could take to the air!!
And yes, that Neil is mega snorgleable!!!
There would definitely be different gauges of poop cannons. Small airbuns such as Drizzle would make poop ammo that would sting and perhaps take out an eye. Large airbuns such as Queen Cinny would make ammo that could take your head clean off! That'll teach us!
...can't talk...head...sploded...
Dare I say that we would call them...
Hare Planes?
(OK - Let the Disapproval begin!)
One if by land, two if by sea.
Watch out for the ones with helicopter ears--they can hover. :)
Marissa, you mean like a Har(e)ier Jet Fighters? LOL Bet that's why we named them that!
So, we think Neil may be a Har(e)ier Jump Bun, huh? Capable of VTOL (Vertical Take-Off & Loathing), and equipped with Disapproval Vectoring nozzles for ultimate accuracy and speed when deploying his disapproval?
.. I can tell, he sure is capable of that and more! Thank you all for the nice comments on Neil,
Erica
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