OMgods, Stewie is The Drizzmeister's twin!! Same fluffy face! Same disapproving attitude! I didn't know there were two of them out there, we're all sooo DOOOOOOOMED!!
... I think they are joking. Being ignored would be the best case scenario. Lucy looks like she's not taking prisoners. When she's done there's hardly anything left for the buzzards.
Stewie and Lucy are actually the two top ranked "salespeople" at that Best Buy. When they are not greeting customers, they "help out" in the repair department: once they have "repaired" your computer and its components, you need a whole new system upon which they get a commission. It keeps them off the streets and in vegetables.
I also imagine they would be good to have in the complaints department. Not only for there skill at ignoring people, but I'm sure a few seconds under lucys gaze could convince anyone that whatever problem they are having is there own fault!
Come to think of it, it's hard to imagine a job to which buns would not be better suited. It's a good thing many of them have elected to aquire endutured servants rather than enter the job market or soon we would all be out of work.
These two bunnies would indeed work well in a customer complaints department.
"Your iWidget doesn't work, 'sir'? Oh dear. Let's see... Ah! Yes. It seems to be because you're A STOOPID HOOMIN!!! NOW GO AWAY AND STOP WASTING OUR TIME! And NO, you can't have a refund. You should be paying US BUNNIES! Get out! And don't darken our door again, stoopid hoomin bean!"
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Well guys - give it your best shot, but, I am used to it.
Hahahaha!!! So that explains it...
OMgods, Stewie is The Drizzmeister's twin!! Same fluffy face! Same disapproving attitude! I didn't know there were two of them out there, we're all sooo DOOOOOOOMED!!
... I think they are joking. Being ignored would be the best case scenario. Lucy looks like she's not taking prisoners. When she's done there's hardly anything left for the buzzards.
Mwahahahaha
Stewie and Lucy are actually the two top ranked "salespeople" at that Best Buy. When they are not greeting customers, they "help out" in the repair department: once they have "repaired" your computer and its components, you need a whole new system upon which they get a commission. It keeps them off the streets and in vegetables.
@FFs: Hahahaha!! Most bunnies are amateur computer techs, these two have gone pro. It's planned obsolescence, bunny style!
I also imagine they would be good to have in the complaints department. Not only for there skill at ignoring people, but I'm sure a few seconds under lucys gaze could convince anyone that whatever problem they are having is there own fault!
Come to think of it, it's hard to imagine a job to which buns would not be better suited. It's a good thing many of them have elected to aquire endutured servants rather than enter the job market or soon we would all be out of work.
Oh wow that was an amazingly laugh out loud moment for me. A completely unexpected jewel in my day.
Shouldn't it be Best Bun?
These two bunnies would indeed work well in a customer complaints department.
"Your iWidget doesn't work, 'sir'? Oh dear. Let's see... Ah! Yes. It seems to be because you're A STOOPID HOOMIN!!! NOW GO AWAY AND STOP WASTING OUR TIME! And NO, you can't have a refund. You should be paying US BUNNIES! Get out! And don't darken our door again, stoopid hoomin bean!"
Fleetie, you are TOO FUNNY! I especially like the quotation marks around the word "sir". I can just hear the disdain in the bunny's voice.
The Employee of the month, every month at best bun!
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