Friday, July 30, 2010

Einstein het Konein

1. You stop screaming about your heart attack,
2. Make me breakfast,
3. And then I'll call 911.

Thanks, Frederike!

17 comments:

The Fab Furs said...

This bun has his priorities in order. After all, everyone knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day and it doesn't do to miss it.

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

... and pronto, or I'll give you something to panic about!

Rabbits' Guy said...

So caring .....

janet2buns said...

Or he might try the bunny version of CPR, adapted for use on stoopid hoomins. A few THUMPS on your chest might get your heart restarted, but then again, maybe not. If not, you're no great loss to bunnykind anyway. There are more indentured servants where you came from!

Tom said...

4. Probably.

BunFan said...

I fear that compassion is not a big priority to a hungry bun!

Einstein sure is a little cutie, though...

DB said...

Einstein is quite a geneous bun. Not only does he offer to call 911 himself and not make his hoomin do it, he's even willing to make the call before he eats. We would all be lucky to have overlords so benevolent (and adorable).

janet2buns said...

@DB: Ahhh, I understand what you're doing. When the revolution comes, you're hoping Einstein will remember you spoke well of him in these comments. Then he may feel obligated to provide you will sanctuary. Good thinking!

The Bunns said...

Don't go aholdin' yur breath DB. You see the look on that Einstein fella????

Kenn Fong said...

Einstein says:

"E=MC2"

"Eat Many Carrots!"

Jan said...

Yon Einstein has a lean and hungry look.
He thinks too much; such Buns are dangerous.

janet2buns said...

He reads much;
He is a great observer; and he looks
Quite through the deeds of hoomins.

mum of critters said...

love the name... i just adopted a similarly colored lionhead from a friend previously named Carmel but with hair like his I had to change his name to Einstein!

Jan said...

Good job, J2B!

Fleetie said...

Einstein certainly does have his beady bunny eye on us! What a cute bunny!

But he looks as though he is about to disapprove of us for what he is seeing.

fat gramma finn said...

i don't speak german, but the look in his eye says it all. "Stop flailing about! I can see you quite well enough from over here!"

bunnits said...

What an expression. This bun knows what he's talking about. He means business and you better do as he says if you want any help in order to survive.