"To return human for warranty service,
ship in cardboard box with air holes."
Wait, do I cut the holes before or after he's in the box?
Thanks, Ashley!
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6 comments:
"'Career Advantage Program'?! Pah! Let's see how far your 'career' progresses while you're stuck in this box, hoomin! You can come out to feed me and do bun-chores, but when they're done, it's back in the box, so you can do anything stoopid, or make the place look untidy."
(Is this a hoomin Macbeth sees before him? Pretty soon, Macbeth is gonna turn that hoomin into Banquo - or should that be 'Bunquo'? No, Banquo; it's only a hoomin after all.)
s/can/can't/
Duh.
Will Fed-Ex take them?
It's a hoomin, so Macbeth is gonna need Fed-Up Ex to take the miserable hoomin.
I guess it doesnt really matter about the air holes, human will figure out how to breath. Ok in the box human!
"does it really matter?...Probably should upgrade to a newer model anyway"
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