Having worked out that "snooze" = "Delay
feeding the rabbit," Sabrina lays in wait.
feeding the rabbit," Sabrina lays in wait.
Thanks, Lauren!
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6:37 is WAY past breakfast time!
Chew the remote buttons - that'll get their attention!
Kleenix -- also a good rabbit toy. Once you're done with the first sheet, another is waiting!
Hmmmm, the old snooze trick. We have also learned this, and now we wait on the floor so that as soon as our mom opens her eyes, she sees us with our best neglected puppy faces on, our near-teary eyes just begging her to get up and feed us. We position ourselves in such away that she cannot avoid our stares.
Easy excess to jump on bed and tickle with whiskers!
When the bone idle lazy hoomin tries to press that "Snooze" button, they're certainly gonna get a surprise they'll not soon forget!
Sabrina is a clever bunny!
Sabrina's adorable button nose is the Anti-Snooze Button. This is a button that does not have to be pushed to be activated. It is attached to the Bunny Tummy Alarm Clock. You never know when THAT will go off. It's amazing that we get any sleep at all!
BUNNY TUMMY ALARM CLOCK! Oh, that is a good one. Ours goes off at 5am no matter the day. And we have 5 of them... Snooze, not an option.
"Bunny tummy alarm clock"??!!
Is that when you get a furry warm bunny tummy on your face at a time decided by the bunny attached to the bunny tummy alarm clock, to wake you up?
I WANT ONE!!!
Snorglicious!
No such luck, Fleetie. That would be too comfortable for the indentured servant concerned and therefore highly disapprovable. The bunny tummy alarm is attached to sharp, pointy bunny teeth and claws which are also attached to the bunny. The clock clicks over to the alarm, which in turn deploys the sharp teeth and claws. The bunny then springs out of his/her hiding place, as demonstrated by the lovely Sabrina. Raking teeth and claws over the stoopid hoomin who is nanoseconds late with the bunny breakfast, the bunny successfully expresses his/her disapproval. It appears that Heart of a Cowgirl has five of these bunny tummy alarm clocks in her bedroom. She must need a lot of Band-Aids. And possibly transfusions.
Thanks for the comments everyone! Sabrina hates laying on the bed and much prefers to crawl into her "bunny hole".
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