Friday, March 12, 2010

Pepper

Your password is unacceptable.
And so are you.

Thanks, Amanda!

12 comments:

Rabbits' Guy said...

LOL! Goodbye World ....

Stacy Hurt said...

now THAT is bunn I need at my house!

J said...

I am so unworthy...

But Pepper, much to your chagrin I'm sure, if I were there, you would most certainly be snorgled... Which would result in even more disapproval (if there is such a thing), and unworthyness...

SixBunnies said...

I work in Information Security. I could sure use your help getting those deadbeat password owners to get with the program, Pepper! But, I probably couldn't afford to hire you. You are way out of my league. A bun of your obvious stature would not stoop to working for a hoomin!

Boopalina luv said...

control, alt, delete. in bunny terms- carrot, treat, pets on head

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

... hm, how this: take the password and wrap it in dandelion leaves, then Pepper eats it (if he approves of the idea of course), thus creating a truly unbreakable digest of the password. The only trick is to catch the right pellet when Pepper's done with it ;-) Call it the PEPPER-MD5 algorithm with pellet64 encoding.

janet2buns said...

Pepper's colleague is perhaps Cerbunus, the three headed gatekeeper of the place stoopid hoomins go. We were lucky to get Pepper instead.

Fleetie said...

Being an expert on security, Pepper eschews the more primitive biometric methods of user recognition favoured by hoomins, such as fingerprint or iris recognition.

No, Pepper has developed something far more secure: His system uses your LUNGS, whose fractal-like structure of alveolae are unique.

In order to register with the Pepper's system, he'll extract your lungs, scan them, and then destroy them so that no-one can possibly copy them and thereby gain access fraudulently.

Then, in future, when YOU require access, Pepper's system will be ready to authenticate you.

But, well...

...You won't need access in future.

No system is as secure as Pepper's!

Now unbutton your shirt, please.

K T Cat said...

I love it!

janet2buns said...

Fleetie, you crack me up!

Pepper doesn't want to be bothered with trivial details related to his identification methods. If you want access, you will comply with his request. If not, clear off! One stoopid hoomin more or less makes no difference to him!

Stacy Hurt said...

fleetie; if you aren't writing comedy; you should be. Brilliant!

Andrea said...

Fleetie: I have been reading this blog for a year, and your comments are always so imaginative and hilarious. I tend to have a constant cartoon in my head of events in my life, so I relate to your humor.:D You really should be a writer.