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Sunday, February 28, 2010
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Larger than life ...........
Queen Cinnamon sees all - and disapproves of most of it!
TRUE STORY:
Last week I was in Sainsbury's (huge supermarket chain in the UK), and I happened to be standing near some of those awful computerised "self-checkout tills" where a robot woman tells you what to do and when to do it to feed your stuff through to get scanned. It seems that when you scan alcohol, because you can't buy it unless you're 18, it requires a human staff member to approve the purchase. Accordingly, when alcohol is scanned, C-36D-PO 'woman' says "Approval required!".
I imagined Queen Cinnamon perched atop something, looking down on all this, and being the one to give approval for such purchases.
I think a lot of hoomins would be going home without their alcohol, for "approval" would most definitely NOT be forthcoming!
"Long live Queen Cinnamon,"
Fleetie: Just think of all the purchases HRH Queen Cinnamon would disapprove of! "No, I disapprove of that ice cream, hoomin! You are too fat as it is!" "I disapprove of the lack of veggies in your purchase. What will your bunnies eat?" "Hoomin, I just don't like the look of you at all! Get out of the store!"
Janet: LOL! Well at the moment, "approval" is only required for alcohol, but yes, if approval were required from Queen Cinnamon for every item, then I guess most hoomins would return home forlorn and mostly empty-handed!
Gotham would be *SO* much more corrupt...err...so much SAFER...YES...THAT'S the word I was looking for!
Odd that the world of the superheroes is currently missing a rabbit - where is Bunnyman? Caped crusader leaping through the air, ears flapping in the wind...
LOL MH!
Gotham Criminals tremble in fear a disapproving rabbit is here!
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