Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Peeps

I've isolated the ideal nature of the universe.
And you're not part of it.

Thanks, Jaime!

7 comments:

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

... yep, was afraid of that :-( I'll just go now, there's a black hole under the bed with my name on it.

SixBunnies said...

I would gladly do whatever it takes to make the bunz happy, including leave the universe ... but how sad I would be in a world without bunz! Please don't make us leave, Peeps! Can you be bribed with treats?

Boopalina luv said...

peeps if us humans leave, how on earth do you plan to get the treats? you need us if not for anything more then treats

Fleetie said...

Peeps and Dr. Bunford are reasonably sure now that the dark force of disapproval is mediated by the WIMP particle (Weakly-Interacting Massive Poop).

However, they are now experimenting to see whether there is an APPROVAL-mediating particle, and they hope to discover whether it can be detected.

To this end, they have constructed a massive circular accelerator, called LHC ("Large Hoomin Collider"). The experiment involves sending pairs of hoomins accelerating in opposite directions around the ring until they're moving at a good fraction of the speed of light, and then smashing the hoomins into each other. One or more bunnies, in a detector room, will observe these collisions. This should generate EXTREMELY HIGH levels of APPROVAL radiation emanating from the bunnies. Particle detectors will surround the observing bunnies.

If there are approval particles, this experiment certainly should find them!

Fleetie said...

I think Peeps is sizing us up to check whether we'll fit in the LHC tube....

Dr. Wisenhiemer said...

He knows too much. He must be snorgled and given bribes before he goes to the Japanese scientists, who only want cute, with this.

janet2buns said...

Of course post doc Peeps and Dr. Bunford highly doubt that there will be any detectable Approval until the experiment is repeated again and again. Fortunately, there is an almost limitless supply of stoopid hoomins available to act as testing material. Finally, a USE for stoopid hoomins has been discovered! Yay for Dr. Bunford and post doc Peeps!

And Fleetie, you're amazing.