"The offering does not please me. I do not have antlers. I am a bunny! Obviously, YOU, as a hoomin, cannot tell the difference. Well let me teach you the difference between a bunny and a whatever-that-thing-is:
That thing seems to be either a jackalope (native to the American west and seen only through the lens of many whiskey bottle bottoms) or a bassalope, native to Bloom County and the dandelion meadow, now long gone (sigh).
Neither is an appropriate companion for Dexter, obviously a bun with serious and tea-totalling taste. Besides, Dexter is adoubledorable all on his own.
Dexter looks slightly away from the stoopid stuffed thing and his STOOPID HOOMIN in the vain hope that, when he looks back, both will be gone. The camera did not record the look of disgust on Dexter's face when the stuffed monstrosity and the stoopid hoomin were both still there.
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That look says it all!
And I can certainly understand why.
"The offering does not please me. I do not have antlers. I am a bunny! Obviously, YOU, as a hoomin, cannot tell the difference. Well let me teach you the difference between a bunny and a whatever-that-thing-is:
IT'S ABOUT FIFTY KILOBUNS OF DISAPPROVAL!
*THUMP*"
That thing seems to be either a jackalope (native to the American west and seen only through the lens of many whiskey bottle bottoms) or a bassalope, native to Bloom County and the dandelion meadow, now long gone (sigh).
Neither is an appropriate companion for Dexter, obviously a bun with serious and tea-totalling taste. Besides, Dexter is adoubledorable all on his own.
Yeah, I feel you. I would disapprove myself.
Twink!
Dexter looks slightly away from the stoopid stuffed thing and his STOOPID HOOMIN in the vain hope that, when he looks back, both will be gone. The camera did not record the look of disgust on Dexter's face when the stuffed monstrosity and the stoopid hoomin were both still there.
This is your idea of a stuffed version of me? i dont see the similarities NOW let me show you.
I would say that Dexter's name ALONE sez it all...
Yeah, thats a look thats gonna stick for a while. Almost a
"We are not amused" look.
"Yeah. And I left something that looks like you in my litter box."
LOLZ
and they say humans are the smarter species
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