"Hmmm... what a strange rabbit you are! Short ears and a long tail... Anyway: I'm the cutest of them all, and I run things around here. Remember that, and we'll get along just fine. Oh, and by the way: If you find out any useful information on the hoomin... I'm sure we can work together!"
Falafel is giving his latest neophyte some Disapproval Lessons. He considers it his duty to further inter-species understanding of how inferior the hoomin species is. Kittehs didn't learn how to be aloof all by themselves. At certain key times in feline history, a bunny was there to show them how it is done. The knowledge is then passed down through the generations, with occasional reinforcement training by a bunny disapproval master.
@Bus and Ray: A HA! That explains why I can't keep my cats OFF my lap and the buns avoid as much personal contact as possible. There is a conspiricy here. The cats ultimately serve the buns. That also explains the startled escape each cat attempts when approached by a curious large Angora rabbit. Obviously a deferential retreat.
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Grrrrreattttttttt. That will be MY motto for the day!
You dont look like a bunny, you dont smell like a bunny do you at least hop like a bunny?
My...wha-what big ears you have...what a short tail you have..are you sure youz a kitteh?
"Hmmm... what a strange rabbit you are! Short ears and a long tail... Anyway: I'm the cutest of them all, and I run things around here. Remember that, and we'll get along just fine. Oh, and by the way: If you find out any useful information on the hoomin... I'm sure we can work together!"
And then what, Falafel?
*leaning into screen* A kiss on the nose, perhaps? Whisperings of teh sweet notheengs?
Fab name, Falafel!
yea, falafel is a great bunny name!
Falafel is giving his latest neophyte some Disapproval Lessons. He considers it his duty to further inter-species understanding of how inferior the hoomin species is. Kittehs didn't learn how to be aloof all by themselves. At certain key times in feline history, a bunny was there to show them how it is done. The knowledge is then passed down through the generations, with occasional reinforcement training by a bunny disapproval master.
Ha! That's right Falafel, teach that kitten how to get into some humans personal space! They need to learn somehow.
@Bus and Ray: A HA! That explains why I can't keep my cats OFF my lap and the buns avoid as much personal contact as possible. There is a conspiricy here. The cats ultimately serve the buns. That also explains the startled escape each cat attempts when approached by a curious large Angora rabbit. Obviously a deferential retreat.
Falafel, there wuz dis great quote on da Emmy's by a director-hoomin:
"If you're having trouble with someone on the set, learn to tell them to go to hell in a way they'll want to go."
Nice translashun uv da concept.
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