All disapproval, all the time.
Disapproved of by
Grrrrreattttttttt. That will be MY motto for the day!
You dont look like a bunny, you dont smell like a bunny do you at least hop like a bunny?
My...wha-what big ears you have...what a short tail you have..are you sure youz a kitteh?
"Hmmm... what a strange rabbit you are! Short ears and a long tail... Anyway: I'm the cutest of them all, and I run things around here. Remember that, and we'll get along just fine. Oh, and by the way: If you find out any useful information on the hoomin... I'm sure we can work together!"
And then what, Falafel?*leaning into screen* A kiss on the nose, perhaps? Whisperings of teh sweet notheengs?
Fab name, Falafel!
yea, falafel is a great bunny name!
Falafel is giving his latest neophyte some Disapproval Lessons. He considers it his duty to further inter-species understanding of how inferior the hoomin species is. Kittehs didn't learn how to be aloof all by themselves. At certain key times in feline history, a bunny was there to show them how it is done. The knowledge is then passed down through the generations, with occasional reinforcement training by a bunny disapproval master.
Ha! That's right Falafel, teach that kitten how to get into some humans personal space! They need to learn somehow.
@Bus and Ray: A HA! That explains why I can't keep my cats OFF my lap and the buns avoid as much personal contact as possible. There is a conspiricy here. The cats ultimately serve the buns. That also explains the startled escape each cat attempts when approached by a curious large Angora rabbit. Obviously a deferential retreat.
Falafel, there wuz dis great quote on da Emmy's by a director-hoomin: "If you're having trouble with someone on the set, learn to tell them to go to hell in a way they'll want to go." Nice translashun uv da concept.
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