Someone has confused Daphne with a static, inanimate object possessed of no free will which can be decorated at one's leisure. This is such an egregiously incorrect assumption that it is difficult to gauge the kilobuns of disapproval that will be generated, even after the original offending human has been dispatched.
Scientists agree that there will be disapproval fallout (dF) : lingering disapproval even after the disapprover has left the scene. This dF is measured by a Bunger counter. The number of clicks the counter makes shows the level of dF.
Dr. Bunford and Russelton and I all concur: There is going to be some serious disapproval fallout after a detonation of so many kBD (kiloBuns of Disapproval).
The Bunger counter is going to bend its needle round the endstop!
The area will not be habitable for hoomins for years afterwards.
Regarding the units of disapproval fallout, well, I imagine it would come down to the amount of disapproval radiated per square metre, per second.
Since the unit of disapproval is the kiloBun of Disapproval (kBD) (much as the S.I. unit of mass is the kilogram and NOT the gram), then the unit for disapproval fallout becomes:
kBD m^-2 s^-1
which could also be written as:
kBD/m^2/s
There is also the question of whether the radiating surface is Lambertian (radiates with equal intensity into a given solid angle, in all directions); but in practice, this is very unlikely.
Dr. Bunford will administer a test to all those interested in pursuing advanced studies in bunny disapproval. Those who achieve an acceptable grade may be accepted onto the course!
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What a beautiful girl!
She's not going to approve of a flower being on her head, though!
"These hoomins. They're weird, I tell you. Weird! Not sensible and dignified like us rabbits."
Daphe will have a carrotini now.
at leats she can eat the flower so there is no evidense
Daphne is just lovely. Absolutey snorgglicious.
I'm going to count to three and this flower BETTER be off of my head or it'll be off with YOURS!
Having dispatched the offending hoomin that foolishly stuck a flower on her head, Daphne is now calmly scanning the lawn for a suitable gravesite.
Wow, I can feel her disdain burning through the screen. Surely this wasn't just caused by the flower. Back away slowly!
Someone has confused Daphne with a static, inanimate object possessed of no free will which can be decorated at one's leisure. This is such an egregiously incorrect assumption that it is difficult to gauge the kilobuns of disapproval that will be generated, even after the original offending human has been dispatched.
Scientists agree that there will be disapproval fallout (dF) : lingering disapproval even after the disapprover has left the scene. This dF is measured by a Bunger counter. The number of clicks the counter makes shows the level of dF.
Dr. Bunford and Russelton and I all concur: There is going to be some serious disapproval fallout after a detonation of so many kBD (kiloBuns of Disapproval).
The Bunger counter is going to bend its needle round the endstop!
The area will not be habitable for hoomins for years afterwards.
...Which suits Daphne just fine!
Maybe we can get Bunnygirl and Cadbury to write one of those "life after the desolation ..." stories with Daphne as the central character ...
Does anyone know the units of dF?
Is it wrong to find that adorable?
Daphne is beautiful...flower or no flower.
I absolutely love Disapproving Rabbits. They're all so adorably haughty in their distain for us pathetic hoomans.
Rabbits Guy:
Regarding the units of disapproval fallout, well, I imagine it would come down to the amount of disapproval radiated per square metre, per second.
Since the unit of disapproval is the kiloBun of Disapproval (kBD) (much as the S.I. unit of mass is the kilogram and NOT the gram), then the unit for disapproval fallout becomes:
kBD m^-2 s^-1
which could also be written as:
kBD/m^2/s
There is also the question of whether the radiating surface is Lambertian (radiates with equal intensity into a given solid angle, in all directions); but in practice, this is very unlikely.
Dr. Bunford will administer a test to all those interested in pursuing advanced studies in bunny disapproval. Those who achieve an acceptable grade may be accepted onto the course!
Fleetie is, as always, a genius.
Of course being a mere hoomin, he will never earn Approval status, but he is a genius among us lesser beings.
@janet2buns: the dF comment made me laugh aloud. Stop that! Do you write for a living, because I always enjoy your comments.
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