Oh dear...*hang our heads in shame* The Furs are right! We can forget any influential government positions if pics hit the Web. But then...everybun has their price....how many pounds of bananas and Craisins will we have to buy to ensure Confetti's silence??
Presumably Confetti got his/her name because that's how bills, magazines, homework, business papers and reports, cardboard boxes, handbags, and worst of all, Mom's shoes, end up after Confetti has encountered them!
...Or is it just what Confetti wants to do to our hoomin self-esteem?
Janet They would be absolutely within their inalienable rights to practice their mad annihilation skillz on just such persons. In fact; the appalling behaviour of said servants is so prevalent Bunns have their own Legal Defence firms to fully prosecute said offenders. As the saying goes "There isn't a jury alive that would convict a Bunn for such an act".
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Perhaps Confetti was a mime in another incarnation. At any rate, you might want to check if photos were taken and try to keep them off the internet.
Oh dear...*hang our heads in shame* The Furs are right! We can forget any influential government positions if pics hit the Web. But then...everybun has their price....how many pounds of bananas and Craisins will we have to buy to ensure Confetti's silence??
The buns have an inside track to YouTube; we are ALL doomed! I'm just happy they don't fire us all for these minor indescretions.
I suppose they have their priorities right; treats first; humilation immediately follows; prepare yourself.
Oops. I thought I managed to sneak in unnoticed.
Stacey: I think the indentured servants who make their buns wear costumes are at the top of the "Hoomins We Must Annihilate" list.
Presumably Confetti got his/her name because that's how bills, magazines, homework, business papers and reports, cardboard boxes, handbags, and worst of all, Mom's shoes, end up after Confetti has encountered them!
...Or is it just what Confetti wants to do to our hoomin self-esteem?
[Shudder]
Janet
They would be absolutely within their inalienable rights to practice their mad annihilation skillz on just such persons. In fact; the appalling behaviour of said servants is so prevalent Bunns have their own Legal Defence firms to fully prosecute said offenders. As the saying goes "There isn't a jury alive that would convict a Bunn for such an act".
AW
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