Paprika is smiting his indentured servants' Christmas tree. He refuses to allow merry making without his approval......and since he always disapproves.....*sigh*....
Forestry bun! Paprika doesn't have to worry about losing her/his job because of budget cuts, disapproval is a passion, nay, a birthright. Okay, it's genetic. I'm staying indoors today.
Congratulations on the purchase of your "Paprika" model Destruct-o-Bun (TM).
For maximum performance and safety, there are a few precautions to observe when using and storing your Destruct-o-Bun:
1) Destruct-o-Bun may be used for various demolition, destruction and similar applications, where it is particularly effective compared to conventional tools, e.g. pick-axes, chainsaws, pneumatic drills, etc..
2) Always store your Destruct-o-Bun carefully and never leave it to roam loose in the house without supervision. Destruct-o-Bun is particularly fond of chewing wires and cables of all kinds and will reduce them to frayed shreds in seconds. Beware: Destruct-o-Bun may damage or destroy itself if allowed to chew mains cables.
3) destruct-o-Bun requires regular feeding for best performance. Each Destruct-o-Bun is unique, so you should experiment with various foodstuffs until your Destruct-o-Bun has indicated its preference.
4) Never do anything to provoke anger or disapproval in your Destruct-o-Bun. Destruct-o-Bun is very dangerous when in a state of disapproval, and can incinerate humans, other animals or, in extreme cases, buildings with its intense disapproval.
Please enjoy your Destruct-o-Bun and use it safely.
7 comments:
With that masque of disapproval, there's NO WAY anyone would EVER mistake Paprika for Little Bunny FooFoo...
Not if they wanted to live...
Paprika is smiting his indentured servants' Christmas tree. He refuses to allow merry making without his approval......and since he always disapproves.....*sigh*....
oh man... rough... and on hump day... i thought i was gonna make it through this week
Forestry bun! Paprika doesn't have to worry about losing her/his job because of budget cuts, disapproval is a passion, nay, a birthright. Okay, it's genetic. I'm staying indoors today.
Who needs beavers when you have rabbits?
i have some shrubs that need trimming paprika what would you charge?
Congratulations on the purchase of your "Paprika" model Destruct-o-Bun (TM).
For maximum performance and safety, there are a few precautions to observe when using and storing your Destruct-o-Bun:
1) Destruct-o-Bun may be used for various demolition, destruction and similar applications, where it is particularly effective compared to conventional tools, e.g. pick-axes, chainsaws, pneumatic drills, etc..
2) Always store your Destruct-o-Bun carefully and never leave it to roam loose in the house without supervision. Destruct-o-Bun is particularly fond of chewing wires and cables of all kinds and will reduce them to frayed shreds in seconds. Beware: Destruct-o-Bun may damage or destroy itself if allowed to chew mains cables.
3) destruct-o-Bun requires regular feeding for best performance. Each Destruct-o-Bun is unique, so you should experiment with various foodstuffs until your Destruct-o-Bun has indicated its preference.
4) Never do anything to provoke anger or disapproval in your Destruct-o-Bun. Destruct-o-Bun is very dangerous when in a state of disapproval, and can incinerate humans, other animals or, in extreme cases, buildings with its intense disapproval.
Please enjoy your Destruct-o-Bun and use it safely.
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