Wednesday, December 31, 2008


Hello. I'm what tomorrow morning will look like.
Have fun tonight!

Thanks, Fret!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Toki (and Autumn)

I think I should get this mole checked.

Thanks, Brittany!

Monday, December 29, 2008


Didn't expect Victoria's Secret to be this, did ya?

Thanks, P.C.!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Sunday Cinnamon

The barrier reef of No Approval Atoll.

Saturday, December 27, 2008


You have escaped my wrath this year,
but I'll be back again... some day!

Thanks, Camille & Zack!

Friday, December 26, 2008


You kept the receipt, right?

Thanks, Heather!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

All I want for Christmas is Bunny Humiliation

This one's for me. In fact, they're all for me.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008


Just remember: I see you when you're sleeping.

Thanks, Abby!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008


I said no peeking!

Thanks, Merri!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Groucho and Margaret

Happy Bunukkah!

Thanks, Bonnie!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Sunday Cinnamon

Do not open until... ever.

Saturday, December 20, 2008


I'm here to show you your future agonies.
You can't change anything, I just get a kick out of it.

Thanks, Stacy!

Friday, December 19, 2008



Thanks, Laura!

Thursday, December 18, 2008


This bow was later found wrapped
around the remains of the victim.

Thanks, Suzy!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008



Thanks, Bridget!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


I simply could not think of anything to get you.
That's when it hit me: "Not anything!"

Thanks, Gisela!

Monday, December 15, 2008


Today's wind chill (-27°).

Thanks, Amy!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sunday Cinnamon

Cinnamon takes a part-time job for the holidays.

Saturday, December 13, 2008


I'm off to the party. Sorry, no "+1's."

Thanks, Marlene!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Gus and Simon

Well as long as you're comfy I guess
that's all that matters, isn't it?

Thanks, Alicia!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Scooter and Cosmo

I disapprove of Mistletoe... kinda... a bit...

Thanks, Terri!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


Don't bother with that letter to Santa.
I've already submitted my report.

Thanks, Tilia!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008


Oooh, there she is... The last time I saw
that outfit, Love Boat was on in prime time.

Thanks, Cherry!

Monday, December 08, 2008


Whose woods are these, don't care to know;
My butt is wet, I want to go.

Thanks, Allison!

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Sunday Cinnamon

Well now the tree's crooked the other way!

Saturday, December 06, 2008


The antidote?
What makes you think there's an antidote?

Thanks, Julia!

Friday, December 05, 2008


Are you talkin' to me, power cord?
You must be talkin' to me, I'm the only one here!

Thanks, Allison!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Floppy Dude

I said don't squeeze it!

Thanks, Janet!

Wednesday, December 03, 2008


Full-Sphinx Disapproval

Thanks, Save-A-Bunny!

Tuesday, December 02, 2008


Who's been screwing with my Netflix queue?

Thanks, Mary!

Monday, December 01, 2008

Poppy and Guinness

Disapproval dropped from a
roof can reach killing speeds.

Thanks, Ruth!