Step1: Cover the air vent to choke the barrel and suffocate any sparks that may remain from previous firings. Failure to do this may result in the cannon firing when it is not safe for it to do so. Step2: Insert a damp sponge rod into the barrel of the cannon to clear out any hot debris that may remain in the barrel from previous firings. This may seem like a waste of time, particularly in a real war situation, but it is another necessary safety measure. Step3: Ready a charge by removing the charge from its bag and placing it down the barrel of the cannon. Step4: Ram the charge down to the base of the cannon's barrel using a ramrod. Step5: Insert a cannon ball into the firearm. Step6: Remove cover from the air vent and carefully insert a priming wire (fuse). Be certain to insert the fuse deep enough to make contact with the charge, but not so deep that you cannot light it. Step7: Aim the cannon taking into account distance, trajectory and wind speed. Step8: Light the fuse and hop away.
A friend of our human once had the wind blow the instruction pages to his cannon to the wrong page. Fortunately before firing someone discovered Dave's cannon wasn't aimed like the others. So he got asked "got something against downtown Petawawa (Canada) eh corporal?" So he learned never aim cannons without having thick rubber bands with him.
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We disapprove of the death cannon, but think that you are the cutest little evil genius on the planet!
Oooh the elusive Sith Bunny.. But is Darth Pomona the Master or the apprentice?
"Give me the secret location of your carrot gardens or the couch gets it!"
Quickly quickly - somebody close that gate!
Golly, even meano bunnies can be so darn cute!
Step1:
Cover the air vent to choke the barrel and suffocate any sparks that may remain from previous firings. Failure to do this may result in the cannon firing when it is not safe for it to do so.
Step2:
Insert a damp sponge rod into the barrel of the cannon to clear out any hot debris that may remain in the barrel from previous firings. This may seem like a waste of time, particularly in a real war situation, but it is another necessary safety measure.
Step3:
Ready a charge by removing the charge from its bag and placing it down the barrel of the cannon.
Step4:
Ram the charge down to the base of the cannon's barrel using a ramrod.
Step5:
Insert a cannon ball into the firearm.
Step6:
Remove cover from the air vent and carefully insert a priming wire (fuse). Be certain to insert the fuse deep enough to make contact with the charge, but not so deep that you cannot light it.
Step7:
Aim the cannon taking into account distance, trajectory and wind speed.
Step8:
Light the fuse and hop away.
Let 'er rip Pomona!
Mwahahahahahahaha Bunny Power!
Better watch out or this cute little pom-pom with ears is gonna make his day.
One of you can distract him with a treat while the other hides the instruction manual.
Have fun saving the day!
A friend of our human once had the wind blow the instruction pages to his cannon to the wrong page. Fortunately before firing someone discovered Dave's cannon wasn't aimed like the others. So he got asked "got something against downtown Petawawa (Canada) eh corporal?" So he learned never aim cannons without having thick rubber bands with him.
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